i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
it’s that “don’t you get hot in that?” time of the year
Life lesson: if you meet someone and they say ‘I hate rap music, except for Eminem and Macklemore,’ run far far away.